The Real KiKi

paranoicjellyfish:

Some of the valentines I’m giving to very few friends tomorrow!~

I didn’t print all of them because only like 2 of my classmates get it and only my closest friends are getting some, and also…I’m poor~

Thanks to the lovely kiki for making them♥♥♥!

I just decorated them with some glitter and construction paper, but you can barely see because of the stupid Ipod quality of the photo orz!

They look amazing all printed out and surrounded by candy!  I love it so much, babe!  I hope your friends enjoy them and that you and everyone else has a great Valentine’s!  I wish I could throw chocolates at all of you through the computer!!!  <3 <3 <3

On this day in 1994, Andrei Chikatilo, known as the Butcher of Rostov and The Red Ripper, was executed with a single gunshot behind the right ear. Incidentally, 1994 was also the year we lost Jeffry Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy.

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!  All my love! <3

(Source: therealkiki)

celebratewithcake:

Big Valentine Heart Cookies (by Whipped Bakeshop)

I made a third set for you guys. There has been such a positive reaction to the first two sets (you can see them here and here if you haven’t already). I was really overwhelmed with some of the sweet, positive, fun and supportive comments. Although, of course, you can’t make this kind of shit without stirring the stick up some people’s asses, so I did get some shitty responses from them as well, but you can’t please everybody.

In this one, I added one of my favorite mobsters, Al Capone. Click here if you don’t know about the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.

So to those of you who have a healthy sense of humor and an appreciation for the macabre: thank you! Your kind words were lovely to read and I want to send you all my love. Thanks for being awesome!

And for those of you who enjoy shitting on other people’s parades, I hope that one day, some kind soul will remove whatever’s been stored up your rectum for the entirety of your mediocre little life.  Good luck with that.

(via therealkiki)

Ok, well… it’s not quite 10 more technically - but here are 8 more serial killer Valentines plus 1 Armin Meiwes and 1 Charlie for you guys!  I hope you enjoy and share with your friends and loved ones. Well, the ones that aren’t too uptight, anyway!  :D  Thanks again to peregrint for the inspiration!

These are my Valentine’s to all of you!  I love you all so freakin’ much and I’m so glad I’ve had the opportunity to meet and speak to you guys!  I hope we stay friends well beyond the lifespan of these social networks.  <3  Thank you for always being so wonderful to me, and I look forward to our next Valentine’s together!  <3

(Source: therealkiki)

Please, please, PLEASE forgive the poor quality - I still don’t know how to use Photoshop to edit images so I’m at the mercy of freeware and MS paint. I just wanted you guys to start getting in the holiday spirit with these. I was super inspired by the gorgeous Lord of the Rings Valentine’s set by peregrint. The clarity of their images and the uniformity of the sizes is something I couldn’t replicate… like, at all… but I tried to follow their basic style, which I thought was brilliant. Patterned background, solid overlay, character “cutout” to one side and text. 

Guys, seriously. Go check all of peregrint’s LOTR Valentine’s if you haven’t already. They did an incredible job!

These are the first set. I’ll have more shortly.

(Source: therealkiki)